Ford F-150 Jokes That Will Make Em' Mad!

F150 trash meme

If you're engaged in a friendly rivalry with an F-150 owner at your office, you're probably wondering what they even see in that truck. Haven't they ever checked out a Chevy or GMC truck? The Silverado, Sierra, or even the Colorado could put the hurt on their F-150! But they just can't be reasoned with, can they?

Now it's time to stop being nice. It's time to maybe get under their skin a little. If that's your goal, hurl some of these jokes their way. Heck, print them off and hang them in their cubical if you're really feeling ambitious! Just make sure the boss doesn't drive an F-150 as well...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To push his F-150 back into the dealer's show room

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A. Because his F-150 got stuck

Q. What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford F-150 owner’s manual?

A. The train & bus schedule

F150 lemon meme

Q. What do you call an F-150 at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle

Q. How do you double the value of a Ford F-150?

A. Fill the tank with gas

Q. What do you call a Ford F-150 with 200,000 miles on it?

A. A lie

Q. Why are Ford dealers giving away a dog with each F-150 sold?

A. So the owner has a companion to walk home with

Q. What's the easiest way Ford can improve the F-150?

A. Put a Chevy engine in it

F150 plasti meme

Q. How do you make a Ford F-150 go faster downhill?

A. Turn off the engine

Q. What is the difference between a Ford F-150 and a shopping cart?

A. A shopping cart is easier to push

F150 speed meme

Q. Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?

A. So F-150 owners have a safe place to walk home

Q. Why did Ford put heaters in the tailgate of the F-150?

A. To keep the owner's hands warm when they're pushing the truck to the shop

F150 light meme

Q. How is a golf ball different than a Ford F-150?

A. You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

Q. Why are the new F-150s lighter?

A. So a Chevy can tow more of them at once

Q. How do you improve the appearance of an F-150?

A. Park it between two Silverados

F150 my day meme

Q. Why does Ford put magazines in the glove box of the new F-150?

A. So you’ll have something to read while waiting on the tow truck

Q. How much wood would the F-150 haul if an F-150 could haul wood?

A. As much as the GM towing it

Q. Why do F-150s have magnetized bumpers?

A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Fords

If these jokes elicited anger from any F-150 owners, tell them to relax. After all, they should be proud to drive an F-150. F-150s help to slow down the other cars on the road to reduce traffic fatalities! Also, you really shouldn't give them such a hard time over ruining the parking lot with oil leaks. It's just the F-150 trying to mark its territory after you scared it with your Chevy.